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| [{{ :wiki:dan_dindridge.png?nolink&100|Dan Dindridge at the Assholes Summit}}] | [{{ :wiki:dan_dindridge.png?nolink&100|Dan Dindridge at the Assholes Summit}}] | ||
| - | Dan Dindridge is a philosopher, provocateur and an altogether asshole. He is a member of [[Slow Club]] and purports to be the ultimate scoffer. His colleagues disagree. He scoffs at them. | + | Dan Dindridge is a philosopher, provocateur and an altogether asshole. He is a member of [[Slow Club]] and purports to be the ultimate scoffer. His colleagues disagree. He scoffs. |
| Dindridge is considered to be one of the most quotable individuals of the contemporaneity. His famous quotes include: | Dindridge is considered to be one of the most quotable individuals of the contemporaneity. His famous quotes include: | ||
| - | * "Your hypothesis in interesting. But... who gives a fuck?" | + | * "Your hypothesis is interesting. Unfortunately, no one cares." |
| * "Yes it's true. This man has no dick." | * "Yes it's true. This man has no dick." | ||
| * "If I could care more, I would, but I don't." | * "If I could care more, I would, but I don't." | ||
| - | * "My solution to the Barber paradox is simple: know how to define your fucking barber!" | + | * "My solution to the Barber paradox? I decided to go bald." |
| - | Dan Dindridge considers himself both a man and a cigarette boat. He refuses to expand on the topic. | + | His offhand manner of philosophizing has won him many awards, mainly from penguins and stray teenagers. Dan Dindridge considers himself both a man and a cigarette boat. He refuses to expand on the topic. |
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