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 ====== Slow Club ======
-**Slow Club** is the formal organization of experts in informal logic.
+[{{ :wiki:slow_club_library.jpg?nolink&200|Slow Club interior}}]
+**Slow Club** is the formal organization of experts in informal logic and pedantry. Founded by [[J. N. Spoilsport]], the organization is focused on minute details of arguments, on the analysis of irrelevant concepts and on perfecting the public's understanding of whatever.
+Slow Club is in the habit of providing commentary to the media on all sorts of matters.
+===== Personalities =====
+  * [[J. N. Spoilsport]]
+  * [[Dan Dindridge]]
+  * [[Mr. Porridge]]
+===== Known conjectures =====
+**The difference between identical objects**\\
+According to Slow Club scholars, a pair of identical objects is conceptually impossible because it is always possible to find a parameter that will differ. For instance, a pair of otherwise identical objects will have different coordinates.
+**The perpetual motion machine paradox**\\
+A perpetual motion machine is a hypothetical machine that can do work indefinitely without an energy source. Slow Club argues that the impossibility of a perpetual motion machine is unproven, since for all we know the Universe might be a closed system which runs indefinitely.
+**2+2=4**\\
+J. N. Spoilsport claims that algebraic knowledge is irrelevant in the macro world, because there are no identical objects (see first conjecture in this section). Therefore, one apple + another apple are not two apples, but rather the first and the second apple together.

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